Beauty School Dropout

i am jillian; twenty three year old acid trip, glitter filled veins, space cadet, hair stylist, baker, one time candle stick maker, makeup artist, fangirl and compulsive reblogger.


my deepest fear is that my kids will think that harry potter is a piece of crap

(Source: mydraco, via scoobysnack)


"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"

"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"

(via ejacutastic)